HOW IS REBECCA THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS REBECCA IS SLYTHERIN.

Congrats on getting me very invested in this fic, MA! I love how the characters’ drunkenness reflect your own (presumably). This is hilarious.

ETA: the discourse about Ottery St Catchpole is also on point, especially for this kind of pub discussion this is, and Beard is totally the character to know that kind of shit. Ahhhhhh, I can’t even. I love this so much!