Okay, I don’t know from Witcher but this seems like an AMAZING crossover for which I could suss out some amazing canon details (“ He whisteld for Roach but as usually the horse was stuck on a wall or something…”).

Gerald and Arthur’s mutual enthusiasm for baths and each other was A+++.

And this story had me giggling all th way through. I too enjoyed the renaming of Shelly as skrrr—it’s tres modern!