"They run off eckeltricity, do they?"

[torino10154]

Getting us started a few minutes early!

Welcome to the Dad Bod edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Arthur Weasley

Ottery St Catchpole

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts

Plugs

Tinker

NEW - Dad

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Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning shortly with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you're out with family or friends?

Let's get our drunk on!

Comments

[tjs_whatnot]

I have some Jameson's Cold Brew that I'll be mixing with Bailey's. Super Irish over here.

And whose idea was it to get us drunk and writing about Arthur Weasley and plugs?!? I feel this is not going to end well!

[sdk]

Ooooh that sounds delicious!!

Must have been those silly mods. Who knows what's going on in their brains? XD

[dani_meows]

Oooh yum! I thought about Baileys but I don't want to be super sick tomorrow!

[tjs_whatnot]

It's inevitable that I get sick no matter what I drink. 😭😭 Might as well go out with a bang!

[dani_meows]

Good pint

[paulamcg]

I've survived, but you know me... So glad I didn't go to bed before you arrived, although due to my sucky time zone I drank and wrote hours and hours earlier than anyone else, I think, and sobered up before the post was up. Take good care... :)

[tjs_whatnot]

BOOOO! Sucky time zones! I'm sorry that you're already sober again before we even got to start. Not fair! 🤬

[mywitch]

When this pandenic is over you are the first person I am going to visit LOL whether you want me to o r not! I lvoe yoour part of the owrlf. word. DoRl > FUCK ME> WORD WORLD holy shit my fingers are agaginst me LOL

[paulamcg]

LOL LOL The word world is the hardest thing, perhaps appropriately! And you are always welcome to visit me and the parts around here!

[ride_4ever]

Bailey's Super Irish? I know Bailey's but not Super Irish. Tell me more?

Also: what are we gonna do with "Arthur Weasley" and "plugs" and "end" all in the same paragraph? Heh.

[tjs_whatnot]

Haha, I just meant that Jamesons and Bailey's was super Irish. But now I want there to be a Super Irish Bailey's on the market. ;)

Also: what are we gonna do with "Arthur Weasley" and "plugs" and "end" all in the same paragraph? Heh. Basically, we're all screwed. Especially Arthur. HEEHEE

[ride_4ever]

Awww, I thought you were gonna introduce me to a stronger version of Bailey's! Heh.

[mywitch]

Arthur is livin hg is BESZT LIFE

[torino10154]

I think it's going to end very well indeed! :D

[tjs_whatnot]

Because you are the DEVIL! :D

[torino10154]

ROFL! You know Shelly has a tag on her journal "torino is evil". It's my favorute LOLOLOLOL

[sdk]

lolol THIS IS VERY TRUE

[mywitch]

This i s my #lifegoal :D

[songquake]

And whose idea was it to get us drunk and writing about Arthur Weasley and plugs?!? I feel this is not going to end well!

IT CAN ONLY END VERY WELL. I CAN'T WAIT.

[torino10154]

RIGHT? ?

[walgesang]

Huzzah on the super Irish! That icon is fantastic btw. :D

[mywitch]

Please tell m eeveryuthing about Jamesones Sold Brew. I love Jamesonme, I lote vold bret coffe, I love typos, lol, I think I may need this.