trhough a mixture of mud and slsh that was throughly non-romantic
Here's where trying to insert vowels into the typos gets fun! Is it slush or slash that's not romantic in this story? Except we see that oh, yes, it was the slush that isn't romantic because the slash definitely is!!

I love the way you worked the Puddifoot typos into the theme of the story, well done there.

Minervra was wetter than she’d bee na long time but the lube was still a relief. The young professor had thought of everything.
PERCY!!! He's such a Boy Scout!

I love seeing Minerva getting some attention like the sexy lady she is. ♥!