torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

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And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

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Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyyyy folks! I have not started drinking yet as I am waiting on dinner (lightweight here). Looking forward to my first whiskeyfic! ♥ Cider awaits me!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hiiii!!!! so nice to see you here!
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
heyyyyyyyy there! So good to see you too! Just started drinking my good old commie cider (as we call it). Got to get my buzz on for some ideas!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
what's commie cider? cider made in Vermont? or Russia?
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's a Vermont-made cider called "Citizen Cider" and their motto is "Cider for the People" so [personal profile] pauraque and I affectionately call it commie cider. :D
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
awww. I want to come visit you and P in VT and have commie cider!
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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyy! I haven't started drinking yet either! Was in a gaming thing that ran late, but I'm ready to get a bit of food and get a bit of drink on. Good to see you here! MMMM Cider!
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyy! :D I started drinking during dinner but only mildly tipsy and NO IDEAS. Hopefully booze will help. ♥

I love cider! It's pretty much my only tolerable drink for this ancient lightweight. XD

I'm supposed to be playing Among Us after I write my fic. Should be... interesting?!
Edited (not drunk I swear, can't remember names of vidya games) 2021-02-13 00:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
LOL I didn't even notice until you edited. :P I wannna play Among US drunk! Dammit. LOL! I haven't even played a whole game sober though so maybe not the best idea. But it sounds like a blast! ♥

I'm just now getting to sit down and drink. COME ON DRUNK MUSE. HELP US.
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
HALP ME DRUNK MURSE.

Am I misspelling because cider or is it just me? :/ I'm actually drinking the whole can tonight and not splitting it with [personal profile] pauraque! I'm still just in tipsy phase. will I need to open another? Maaaaybe.

I am so ridiculously bad at Among Us. XD I got accused of being sus because I stood by a body for so long and I had no idea there was even a body there!

Okay trying to write for real now!
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[personal profile] maraudersaffair 2021-02-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
yum cider!
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! Welcome! I am a lightweight too, which is why I usually pass out before I finish. *sob*

This time though, I will fucking write a haiku before I will quit!
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
You can do it! A haikuy is good too!