holy shit, those are AMAZING. I especially love the Slytherin one--absinthe and Champagne is about as Slytherin as it gets! I'm going to reblog those when I'm sober enough to log intothmy tumblr account.

I also love your hc that Hufflepuffs are hard partiers. What is St. Germain, and what is Lillet Blanc?

I can't wrap my head around "pernod" and "laziness" appearing in the same sentence. Don't you mean, "languor"? XD