torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, February 14th. Voting will begin on February 16th and last until Saturday, February 20th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)




In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best/worst romantic moments from the books/movies, what you'll do if you can ever leave the house again, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
My solution for not editing is going to be to write in notepad. Then I don't have any red underlines or autocorrect (or my preset to UK spelling like in scrivener, sorry in advance for my Z's hahaha)
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I shall refill my glass in honor of this momentous occasion.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh absolutely! :D It can wait for a more sober time, but I look forward to it!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hiiii!!!! so nice to see you here!
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Re: jalapeño

[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Basil shrub. *snorts*
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[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)

Ha! Yeah, I remember when I felt indulgent after just a drink or two and now I'm like... three drinks in and I barely feel tipsy.

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Re: I have booze. I have labeled my file.

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:22 am (UTC)(link)

it reallly helps to not spend so much time second-guessing everything. Just... get the friggin story onto the page and THEN figure out the editing stuff later.

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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's right! I knew no Coke. I knew that! ;P Well, I hope your Jack and Whatever You End Up Using is good! <3
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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I've really been looking forward to this!!
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[personal profile] ride_4ever 2021-02-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
TYK for the good-luck wishes!
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[personal profile] ride_4ever 2021-02-13 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
TYK for the good-luck wishes!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I would imagine everyone is thrilled that he's back in person? My kiddo is pretty sick of being cooped up with mynpartner and me.
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[personal profile] goddess47 2021-02-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man... I look forward to this and I just can't this time... unless a miracle happens in the next couple of hours.

I have 3 fic due this weekend and only 2 are done! Meep! So I need to read over the 2 finished works and get them sent in/posted and get that 3rd one under control... and I have a weekly Teen Wolf fic prompt I usually do and I have something (it'll only be a ficlet, but that's fine) but I need to get it out. And I'm the mod on duty on InkingItOut... le sigh...

If I get closer to midnight and get most of that done, I may join in later...
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit, those are AMAZING. I especially love the Slytherin one--absinthe and Champagne is about as Slytherin as it gets! I'm going to reblog those when I'm sober enough to log intothmy tumblr account.

I also love your hc that Hufflepuffs are hard partiers. What is St. Germain, and what is Lillet Blanc?

I can't wrap my head around "pernod" and "laziness" appearing in the same sentence. Don't you mean, "languor"? XD
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[personal profile] ride_4ever 2021-02-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
TYK for the good-luck wishes!
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Re: ♥

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I kNOW. I've had three drinks and my typing looks like this? it's a problem!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It was basically just bitching about jRon and how he slut shames his sister and how he's such a... such a GUY. Like, I know he's a loyal friend and all, and that's wonderful, but.
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
St. germain is elderflower liqueur, and lillet blanc is a fortified wine-based apertif! I was working a fancier cocktail bar at the time, when pandemic hit I was at a divier place.

hahaha, it's only lazy because I didn't want to shake anything lol. I may end up skipping the fancier stuff. my home bar is really well stocked tho becasue I was doing instagram cocktail tutorials for venmo money when I first got laid off.
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drink more

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)

Here here!

I'm nnot saing that I never hit the backspace key, bu if I look ait it and think, "I know what I meant" I just keepntyping If I'm worried sober-me won't be able to figure out what I wastrying to say, THEN I'll go back nd try to untangle the letters into proper words (or apprxomigmations theroref).

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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I have eaten and am drinking! Dinner was lucky charms and I swear I'm a functional adult. I get tipsy fast but drunk slow so i may supplement by smoking, heh.

A little annoyed at myself for having an idea right away for these prompts but being writers blocked on my mbv fic, but ah well
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Re: pumpkin beer

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)

I was about to dirnk it and read the label... it's non-alcoholic! I'll save it for a chaster when I'm finally ready to call it a night. I dfinitely need more booze to get through this story.

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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyy! I haven't started drinking yet either! Was in a gaming thing that ran late, but I'm ready to get a bit of food and get a bit of drink on. Good to see you here! MMMM Cider!

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