torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, February 14th. Voting will begin on February 16th and last until Saturday, February 20th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)




In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best/worst romantic moments from the books/movies, what you'll do if you can ever leave the house again, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
time zones -_-

good lucj, hope you have a good time on your first fwf!
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably won't be drunk by the time you go to bed but don't forget water! :D
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February sucks

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm ssoooooo burned out on winter alraady.

How mch longer until spring?

This relentless cold is so depressing.

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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-12 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
lemme just drink a toonne of water here
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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyyyy folks! I have not started drinking yet as I am waiting on dinner (lightweight here). Looking forward to my first whiskeyfic! ♥ Cider awaits me!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
thank you! very good advice i have a big plastic flasky thing of it here!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DID A HP COCKTAIL SERIES?!?!?!! omg what were the drinks?

You're very brave to start with Pernod and then switch to mezcal!

The official name of my drink is the masturbating scorpion, but in polite company it's a Jalisco Scorpion.
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of, yeah. Mostly hanging out on discord, and the last fwf conflicted with some Adulting thing I had to do. How are you?
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Boy, my tolerance for alcohol has definitely gone up during the last year. Look at hits typing after two drinks!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's official: I am now drinking.
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Re: I have booze. I have labeled my file.

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)

I've bene pndering story ideas since the prompt was anounced and I've got IDEAS and ... im not sure drunk me can pull this off or not (still drinking and typing and haven't gotten beyond the set-up scene so I haven't even introduced eone of the main charaters yet). But soem day sober-me will edit this into a proper story. I LOVE drujnkk-fic for getting me to bang out these first drafts that I otherwise rarelly get around to ever writing.

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[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck and have a great weekend!
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That is an amazing name! I'd put it on a menu haha.

i think all 4 cocktails should be in the tag on my tumblr :https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/lower-east-side/search/hogwarts+house+cocktails

starting with pernod is sheer laziness.
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[personal profile] ayebydan 2021-02-13 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
As someone who will sit stuck in a fic for weeks because one paragraph isn't right....this 'don't edit' thing is hard work sob. Especially when I'm alert enough to notice XD
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[personal profile] ayebydan 2021-02-13 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Cheers to that!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
drnik more!

i never edit as it is.lol
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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
The curse of the timezones!
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Re: pumpkin beer

[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooo that sounds nice!
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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
No Coke! I forgot to get Ginger ale so it's either Jack and Zevia or Jack and Dr. P lol.
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Re: 900 words

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 12:16 am (UTC)(link)

I swear I have an actual plot. Putting it into words? That part is proving trickier.

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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey!! Good to see you too!
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[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Heyyyyyyy.

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