torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, February 14th. Voting will begin on February 16th and last until Saturday, February 20th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)




In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best/worst romantic moments from the books/movies, what you'll do if you can ever leave the house again, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Booze has been procured! Now, to come up with some sort of thing to write. WHY IS IT SO HARD?!?!?! Oh, yeah, because I haven't done it in MONTHS! UGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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[personal profile] corinalannister 2021-02-13 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I don't remember what I awas trying to wrtie about. But at least I remmmenber tha tI am supposed to be writinging something.
mywitch: (Default)

[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
IMG_9912.JPG

There are literally 2 cups of tequila in that pitcher. Can I get through the whole thing? Ummm, yes. Yes, I can. :D
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[personal profile] glittering_git 2021-02-13 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I am SO SAD I cannot participate in this :((( seeing everyone's lovely comments is making me want to drink and write so badly. So many friends!! I hope I can join the next one!
Edited 2021-02-13 01:26 (UTC)
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Um... guys...

I can't feel my lips. Tha'ts normal, right?

It's been so long. I don't remember this partiular sideeffect.

I'm sure I';; be fine. *bods sternly*
walgesang: a drawing of a humpback whale with wings (Default)

[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow I did it! It's written it's done! I managed to tipsy it all up just enough for some fic. yaaaaaaaaay!
lower_east_side: (Default)

[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
i have given up on the shift key
ruinsplume: (Default)

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I"m DONE!!! Is alnhyone else done?

I have to drink about a quart of water now
lq_traintracks: (Default)

[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Pouring number 4. Last one. Might reget this?? But it's for the ART.
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2021-02-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
IM ALMOST DONE. Whoops,forgot cpasloc. But I’m m I AM ALMOST DONE. I THINK. I HOPE.
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
hey what is the quote from? Shelley? Byron? Drunk!Dumbledore?
lower_east_side: (Default)

[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
ok i think im done, i normally would try for a punchy ending but i dont know if i have it in me. lemme sit with this next glass - i got too lazy for any cocktails and am drinking straight
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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm 2 drinks in and not very far along, but the night is young-ish - I'll keeo on drinking and see what happens. How can I type? I can barely walk across the room
lower_east_side: (Default)

[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
ok if i don't send this now i won't be able to resist going back over it. why must there be a space for titleeee so rude
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
And I am done! *thud*

Just in time fot the headache to set in.

*slitehrs off to bed*
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

more booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)

Does anyone else notice their speling/typing getting better and going, "Shit! No! More booze stat!" ? I'm really close to the ending and I feel like I'm makng too much sense.

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[personal profile] fwooshy 2021-02-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
hello! I am late! but i am here! i am drinking plain old red wine & boy do I love it after a crazy week at work
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

done?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)

I think I'm done! I have this nagging suspicion that I've forgotten an entire scene. (Sober me had very clear ideas about this story and drunk-me is kinda going, "Um... this is basickly it, right?") But I think I'm done.!

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[personal profile] songquake 2021-02-13 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hiiiiiii, people! If anyone's still here. I'm finally feeling warm enough in the belly that I might be able to write asooon and I've also been laughing at so many comments (and dropping in on threds from hours ago).

I'm drinking bourbon with a little gingerale, adn am on drink #3, which finishes the can. But not the bourbon! i have a very large bottle of that. It is sitting next to my bed for when I need reinforcements.

I dothink i cna start writing now because I'm at the point where i think ican type better with my eyes closed.

The big problem is that i need to gifure out how to turn off autocorrect in Word. I got a new laptop since the last FWF night and don/t htink I've don that basic prep yet. Excpet now I'm half a sheet to the wind. Please wish me luck! or just hopethat it went okay if anyone eer sees this lonely sad comment....
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

done!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)

I'm officially done! (I still haven't shaken the idea that I forgot whole schunks of the story, but I have called it done and emailed it to the mods so that I can make myself some drunk-dinner and sober up a touch before bed.)

fwooshy: (Default)

[personal profile] fwooshy 2021-02-13 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
im done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it's 12:58am where i am


ok I'm gonna try and figure ut how to smbimt

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