torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

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Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Um... guys...

I can't feel my lips. Tha'ts normal, right?

It's been so long. I don't remember this partiular sideeffect.

I'm sure I';; be fine. *bods sternly*
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[personal profile] maraudersaffair 2021-02-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
wow that looks so good!!
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[personal profile] maraudersaffair 2021-02-13 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
will miss you <3
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[personal profile] maraudersaffair 2021-02-13 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
drink water! lolol
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
love that classic glass!
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

rah rah

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:13 am (UTC)(link)

Rah rah! (I've hit antoher procrastination plateau, so I'm catching up on readin commments.)

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Re: tequila

[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
thank you!

*weeps*
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: Lucky Charms

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)

Chinse takeout sounds awesoem.

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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
so delicous!!!
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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
thanks! I like fancy drinks glasses cuz I'm a fancy drunk
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: ♥

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:19 am (UTC)(link)

I have this weird nostalgic love of peanut butter crackers. I'm sure they aren't actually good, but part of me is going, "OMG! I want peanut butter crackers!" Like... I don't even clearly remember when those were a thing, but I remember getting them on a semi-regular basis in some prevous lifetime when I was young. (I thnk they were a college thing when I was trying to hold out for another late night class or somethng.) It's so weird how nostalgia makes everything better than it really was.

walgesang: a drawing of a humpback whale with wings (Default)

[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
You can do it! A haikuy is good too!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"i haven't done characters, i'd be interested to hear your ideas!"

Oh, man. Can of worms time. Okay. Well.

I"ll start with Remus Lupin since he's one of the two characters I feel I know best. He's a closed book initially but it's clear he's got a LOT of depth, and once you get midway in you realize you're probably in over your head. And the drink has to be something that looks a bit stodgy but actually gives you the screaming Mimis...

the Remus Lupin: overproof scotch (werewolves have extremely high tolerance), drambuie (which is made by the McKinnons!!!) honey, bergamot shrub (because we can; also the Forest). no ice.
Edited 2021-02-13 02:45 (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)

One of my favorite fannish memories is attending a sci-fi party that involved several drinks that came smoking with... liquid nitrogen? I don't remember, but you had to drink them through special metal straws that had filters in them to make sure you didn't accidentally ingest anything dangerous. Which was a little too adventurous for me. I didn't order anything that smoked.

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I love that they've capitalized on Snape having "done a bunk" in book 7 (I presume?) which is totally underutilized in fandom! I'll book mark it!
walgesang: a drawing of a humpback whale with wings (Default)

[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow I did it! It's written it's done! I managed to tipsy it all up just enough for some fic. yaaaaaaaaay!
walgesang: a smiling whale with the bisexual pride flag colors (bisexual whale)

[personal profile] walgesang 2021-02-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
DId someone call in the bi's? ♥
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
also I am fascinated that this fic is not rated yet begins with four fingers in the arsenal! Ah, the good old days!
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Re: fic

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I Know--it's walnuts more fun (that was supposed to be always more fun, but I seem to have spellcheck on) to talk about it thatnto wrote it! Write it. That.
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
i have given up on the shift key
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I"m DONE!!! Is alnhyone else done?

I have to drink about a quart of water now

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