OMG PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S STILL A CATEGORY FOR FUNNIEST ENTRY.

I love this. I love Nev's insistence on trying to make sense and follow up with Ginny's reasoning. I love how really, he would have been perfectly happy watching Hermione/Pansy/Devil's Snare (enlightened self-interest?). And the whole YES AND approach to the whole fic. Well-done!

PS: Also "it's a bug house"-- Of course!