Oh my god was this funny. My favorite parts are your meta-commentaries on your own writing process, like

Except for Bowtruckles that is. Because apparently they're different. And plot holes like that are okay right now.

And how much you like the biting-the-arm thing, and the word "observed" -- seriously made me lol, and I don't say that lightly. :) verbs are THE WORST, right?

Anyway. This was a gift, truly, and the funny little peek into your process was delightful. Thank you!!