The slow incoherence, the way the spelling kept coming and going, the asides, ''Seriously screw Bowtruckles' had me howling.
This was hot and hilarious and of course Luna is a slasher.
Also loved the note about how Luna totally could have been in Gryffindor, but they had to put someone in Ravenclaw. *giggles*
Brilliant job, MA. :D