Jesus, this was EPIC! :D I mean, WOW! I have no idea how you did this as quickly as you did or DRUNK, but it's fantastic! I died laughing at Hermione's signs: "I'm of age!" "You're of age!" And her walking around with her top pulled down! And all the years of oral fixation torture!! And Dumbledore's outfits!!! *cries* Did not at all see that end coming, but I loved it all! Great work!