Ahhhh you succumbed to the Italics of Doom! And right off the bat! ;P Happens to everyone doing FWF at some point.

I loved that you turned the prompts into BDSM rooms! What a fabulous idea! I had to laugh that, with all the talk of consent, Hermione then just blabs about Harry's first time there to Neville! :DDD

And I loved, "And, well, I would like to get laid." Neville gets real. ;) :D