hahahaahaha. OMG, first of all, I love your title. And the story definitely lived up to it. Haha. I do love how it's so well put together in the beginning, with just a few peeks of drunkeness here and there, and as it goes along, the alcohol just takes over. I died at how polite Harry was with the whole blow job thing, just laughed and laughed, especially with Harry thinking how nice it was to come on Malfoy's face. LOL! I loved the line about bad luck following Harry around like a stray cat--that is so clever. Save it for a sober fic!