Hahahahahaha that ending! :DDD I love how this sort of devolved with your drunkenness, because it starts off quite good! I was really into the story of it, how you worked the prompts into a really nifty little plot! It doesn't get bad, don't get me wrong; I was delighted all the way through! It's just that Draco put his hand on Harry's duck, as one is wont to do, and Harry blew his wad, the end. *cries laughing*

I loved this! I love that there are cages in the shop and owls and parchment and cages. LOL. And the whole Malfoy is a human-sized human and owl cages are for owl-sized owls. This was hilarious and adorable and also pretty hot still. ;) :)