Sirius purses his lips and blows a slow-motion kiss in James’s direction. So slow that the past tense suddenly becomes the present.

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“Never have I ever...kissed a mermaid.” He drinks, looking triumphant.


No one else drinks. They are not weirdos.

OMG! I just laughed so hard, I think I woke up my whole house!! HAHAHAHA!

Wait, what? Now it's Pierre? You're just showing off now, Drunk Author! You can fic in three languages while drunk?!?!? *am awed*

“Getting fucked by life doesn’t count, Peter.” James raises an eyebrow. Pooooor Peter. ♥

James piles on, because, fun. Remus has the best ‘oofs’. Haha, new Remus headcanon!

And OMG! I love how subtly both Remus and Sirius admit to having snogged Lily and taken it up the arse. CLASSIC!

Remus meanwhile positions himself behind Peter…. (does he?) he does. HAHAHAHA! I'm ded!

Then it goes and gets all HAWT and also sweet and I just love this so very much!

Well done, you!

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