Tainted love at full speed. Oh I love this line! :D

"Would you like some whine?" Hahahahaha! Um, no, Harry. Omg, drunk Harry clutching his wine to his chest and making his way through the castle is HILARIOUS! Telling Snape, "Hi! I have come." and the gem of "Because you need to sex me up real good." I'm dying! :D

"BUT are you in love with me?" Oh boy, here comes that whine anyway! LOLOL!

I dn't quite like pubic sex unless it's fucking you up against a wall near Dumbledor's old offic.e" LMAO! Way to be specific there, Snape.

This was freaking hilarious! :DDD