Omg, this was flipping DELIGHTFUL! I adored it! When James said what he did about 'some weird ritual that involves you and Remus fucking', I sat here and clapped and squeed! Also, I died laughing over Peter/his sandwiches and the adulterous pairing of James/Peter's sandwich that's clearly implicated here.

Your Sirius was hilarious and such a lovely blend of cocky, dorky, suave, and sweet! And your Remus was perfect!

wow, Sirius said. that is deep. almost as deep as the hole in me, waiting to be filled by Remus.

LMAO!

And then:

“Now get back to your dorm before I give you detention, you motherfuckers,” Dumbledore said.

ROTFLMAO! I love that you yourself predicted Dumbledore's role in this earlier, and then you were just drunk enough to pull that shit off!

Kudos! This was fantastic! :D