The fanged moon is so poetic :')
Potter transfigured hsis shoukders into cacti.
Typical frikkin' Potter!

I can’t begin to tell you how glad I am he de;egated the task to me, because I really czre.” The sarcasm was so cutting it may as well have been Sectumsempts.
Loved this!

I didn't get if you also imply a relationship between Snape and Regulus, but I really loved the atmosphere of promiscuity that you built around the Slytherin house!