You had me right here: Tonight, eh was going to get laid. Or, like, tell Remus how he felt. But if felt much cooler saying he was going to get laid than to spill his stupid feelings towards his mate when he had those conversations with himself where he’s playing out future situations like any totally cool person would.

You have got a lock on this Sirius, the adolescent mixture of total arrogance and total insecurity, and the drunken sheen over everything just made it that much more realistic.

And I loved your rewrite of Dumbledore as wise old OUT queer! Take that, JKR!