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Welcome to the July 2017 Harry Potter 20th Anniversary edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Harry Potter

Mirror of Erised

Room of Requirement

Anniversary

"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"


Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Monday, July 24th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday July 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)


In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite scene in the books, what the movies got right (or wrong), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino will be arriving late but has gin chilling. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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This round is dedicated to The-Boy-Who-Lived in our hearts for the last TWENTY years!

For your drinking pleasure, might we suggest the Goblet of Fire!



Or perhaps you'd prefer a Unicorn Blood Cocktail!



The festivities will begin at 5PM EDT (that's 10PM BST and 2PM PDT) on Friday, July 21st!

We are hosting on our DW community again this round. If you do not have a DW account (yet *g*), you should be able to comment with OpenID or anonymously.

Your Prompts!

Harry Potter

Mirror of Erised

Room of Requirement

Anniversary

"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"


A run down of the rules. A more thorough explanation will be posted on the night of the event.

Basic Rules )


Again, Friday July 21st at 5 PM EDT/10PM BST/2PM PDT. We hope to see you there!
sdk: picture of a bottle and glass of jack daniels whisky (gen - jack daniels)
[personal profile] sdk
The votes are in! This was a close one in several categories, with one ending in a tie! Y'all all drunk good. :D

Without further ado, winners and banners, Earth Day Edition!

winners and banners, Earth Day Edition April 2017 )

Congrats to all of our winners and everyone who made it through the night! We'll be editing in your usernames shortly, and everyone is free to respond to comments and repost elsewhere if you like!

Check back this summer for the next round! See y'all then! Cheers :D
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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DON'T FORGET! The April firewhiskeyfic votes are due by tomorrow, Saturday, April 29th, at midnight EDT.

If you wrote something for this month's event, you are required to vote to win!

There are 13 pieces for your viewing (and voting) pleasure! We have a few close races so every vote counts!

Vote here: http://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/1454.html

All votes are screened.
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Wow! There are 13 incoherent entries this month for you viewing (and voting) pleasure! Please remember to vote for the NUMBER of the piece, not the title.

Vote here: http://firewhiskeyfic.dreamwidth.org/1454.html

All votes are screened.

You have until APRIL 29th to get your vote in!

ENTRY #13

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:09 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title:What is earth day Amywau?
Author: [personal profile] lightofdaye I don’t know the usercode in dreamwith off by heart yet.
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: nextgenners/hp (james/dominuqe,lysander>luna unrequited (i didn't mean it! i forge they were related), lorcan/roxy, lucy/lilu, al/scorpius/rose
Challenge: All I hope.
Summary:A camping trip for eatrth day!
Rating/Warnings:NC-17 if I manage ut. teenagers having sex. I'm not specific about their ages but in the older rangers of teenagers. incest cousin and accidentally implied opediousness , oral , tribbadism , bisexuality, anal, luck pierre, spooing.
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any):I shall have another shot or two before rting this it looks far too coherent.

what is earth day anway? )

ENTRY #12

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:09 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Valentine's Day Dance (Where Potter totally cut in and acted like a wanker)
Author: [personal profile] digthewriter
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna, Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: drunk writing?
Summary: Draco's been working really hard to restore the Malfoy name and make friends. And then Potter is all like "what do you want?" and Draco's like "fuck you, I am just dancing."
Rating/Warnings: R - ish. Like, I tired SMUT but then banter was all like "hey let's be friends."
Word count: 3850
Author's Notes (if any): I have no idea what happened. This story has like ZERO plot. It was all like Luna Lovegood wanted to dance with Draco and then Harry was all jealous or something and Luna was all like "you two are hot."

FIC STUFF )

ENTRY #11

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:08 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: never thrust uncle ron
Author: [personal profile] icicle33
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Albous Severus/Scorpius
Challenge: camping
Summary: Albus takes his spoiled boyfriend camping. Scorp is a brat and albus shows him campoing can be fun.
Rating/Warnings: erm? Camping, porn, underage? 16 is that underange idk, Slytherin alubs and scoprius
Word count:
Author's Notes (if any): I was going to write harry/draco like I always do, but then I saw this pic of Scorpius pouting and be horrified of going camping. So yeah. FWF night is fun. Good luck. Sorry not sorry. Enjoy the ASS

never thrust uncle ron )

ENTRY #10

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:08 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title:Luna The Ravenclaw Gnome
Author: [personal profile] rabbit_says
I am of legal drinking age in my region:yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:luna lovegood
Challenge:Earth Day Edition
Summary:Random idea is random.
Rating/Warnings:G (for Gnome)
Word count:0
Author's Notes (if any):I don't know where this idea came from. I think it was hiding in the bottle of wine.

Luna The Ravenclaw Gnome )

ENTRY #9

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:07 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
[personal profile] torino10154
Title: Forest, Forbidden
Author: [personal profile] lq_traintracks
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes!
Rating: NC-17 n
Pairing(s)/Characters:Challenge: Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake , Centaur
Summary: Luna: scientic expediation. Harry and Draoc: not scienteifci
Warnings: Okkay um, rimming, anal fingering, bumming, clitoral stiumulataion, amal anal sexs
Word count: ~2,ooo
Author's Notes: I have the hicccips, so beyind the drunkennnes that's really impariiong my tuping! I don't ewven know what IU've weritten here.

Drunkeness )

ENTRY #8

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:07 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: First Star I See Tonight
Author: [personal profile] tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes)
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna/Star Dust
Challenge: Luna, Centaru, black Lkae
Summary: I don’t even know man…
Rating/Warnings: Rish maybe…
Word count: 600
Author's Notes (if any): I can’t even look.

First Star I See Tonight )

ENTRY #7

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:06 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Field trips
Author: [personal profile] bixgirl1
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:
Challenge: drinking?
Summary: Asthe muggle studies professor, Harry needs some help chaperoning his field trip. He doesn't know if i's better or worse that Malfoy volunteered.
Rating/Warnings: explicit
Word count: 2100
Author's Notes (if any): blow job, ust bad fliritng, professors, camping.

Field trips )

ENTRY #6

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:06 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Eye Spy with My Little Eye
Author: [personal profile] torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: YES!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Luna/Firenze, Harry/Draco, somesurprise pairings mentioned
Challenge: Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur
Summary: A good time was had by all.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, voyeirsm, bestiality, anal, oral--cunnilingus
Word count: ~950ish
Author's Notes (if any): Yet another wonderful drunk writing event!

I Spy )

ENTRY #5

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:05 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: Earth dy orgie
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Um, a bunch? Luna/Bane, Severus/Hrry, Seveurs/Lucius, ROn/Shielsa (made up character) there may be others who knows
Challenge: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur.
Summary: I hate these when I sober, so….
Rating/Warnings: Um…R maybe. Whatever the mods decise
Word count: ~744 ish
Author's Notes (if any): Okay, so since I’m not supposed to say who I am I guess I can just say that I was really snoozled by the tim I finisghed this. Yay drunk writing!

Earth dy orgie )

ENTRY #4

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:04 pm
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
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Title: [personal profile] starduchess
Author: Earth Day Frisky
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Lyna
Challenge: Luna, Black Lake, Earth day (tangetially(
Summary: Luna dn Harry ejoy romantic day at te like.
Rating/Warnings: R
Word count: ~1700
Author's Notes (if any): so drunk. Already threw up, but am feeling bettter. Sorry for this. Lol.

Earth Day Frisky )

ENTRY #3

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:04 pm
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Title: Camping
Author: [personal profile] felixfvlicis
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry / Draco; Harry Potter
Challenge: Firewhisky Fic
Summary: Harry and Draco are sent on a camping mission by Kingsley. Draco is less than pleased.
Rating/Warnings: G/PG
Word count: 262
Author's Notes (if any): This is unfinished because I’m so terribly lame and can’t hold my alcohol. Oh, what could have been. Sigh.

Camping )

ENTRY #2

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:03 pm
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Title: By The Balls
Author: [personal profile] reg_flint
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) yes by many years
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: gen Luna/Draco, Harry Potter
Challenge: camping, Luna Lovegood, Earth Day
Summary: Walking in on a pissing contest
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Word count: 173
Author's Notes (if any): Draco can piss farther than anyone

By The Balls )

ENTRY #1

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:03 pm
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Title: Blue Moon
Author: [personal profile] ruinsplume
I am of legal drinking age in my region: I am two legal drinkers and a preteen over the leagal limint!
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:James/Sirius, HP of course
Challenge: Huh? to be coherent?
Summary: centaurs and cock and fate
Rating/Warnings: Rating: Explicit. Warnings: cock. and the sucking thereof. Dire prediecitons. Cdentaurs that quote Shakespeare
Word count: 2400
Author's Notes (if any):the author is dringking blue moon beer. The moon is blue becuase the planet is a mess. Sirius is blue because
ah, we commenece:

Blue Moon )
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Before we start, please read these rules and guidelines:

1. Each entry has been posted separately so that authors can get feedback on their writing. This is a drunken post contest, so feel free to laugh and tease, just don't be cruel. We'll be watching very closely. Authors - DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON YOUR ENTRY. The voting period is anonymous. You may reply AFTER the reveals.

2. Some of these entries are very NC-17. Please keep this in mind when you click on the link. There will be no anonymous comments - you must have a DW account if you are going to comment.

3. You may only vote once! No voting for your own entry.

4. Cast your vote by responding to THIS POST using the format below. All votes will be screened.

Most Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
Least Coherent Entry: [insert entry# here]
Funniest Entry: [insert entry# here]
Favorite Entry: [insert entry# here]
Best use of prompt: [insert entry# here]
Best smut: [insert entry# here]

ENTER ONLY THE ENTRY NUMBER, NOT THE NAME OF THE FIC!!

5. All votes must be in by Saturday, April 29th at midnight EDT. If you submitted a fic, you MUST vote. If you do not vote, and your fic was the winner in that category, guess what? You will not win!

6. Winners and banners will be revealed on Sunday, April 30th. All entries will remain up so everyone can read them again and again.

7. Winners will get a banner for their bravery, hard work, and for putting up with the Mods' inebriated selves.
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